To laugh a bit -Para reir un poco.

Subject:    Pedro     

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said; "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.         

Pedro looked up again and said; "Never mind. I found one." 


 

Cruel Pepito                     

La maestra le dice a Pepito:  

– ¿A ver Pepito…Si uso el pasado para decir,

“fui rica”, si yo digo, “Soy hermosa”, ¿qué es?”.

Pepito le contesta:

  -“Una gran mentira, maestra”           

(Dicen que, los chiquitines siempre dicen la verdad).

 

 

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